The postpartum life I didn’t expect

I just peed myself for the first time in like 25 years. I’ve had leaks recently but always been able to make it to the bathroom until today. Earlier today, I finally had the urge to poop after not pooping for almost 2 weeks; it hurt like hell and brought out a hemorrhoid. Also, I woke up from a nap with excruciating pain in my one of my breast, worse than engorgement pain, worse than labor pain...it had me ugly crying and barely able to move.

I’m 3 days shy of being 6 weeks pp and for some reason thought that most things that could happen would have already happened.

Wonder what else to expect 😏

All worth it of course, for my lil chunker 🥰: