You know what!? NO!!!!

I’ve had two MMC’s this year (one that I’m currently experiencing) and I’M TAKING A BREAK! I’M GOING TO DRINK, EAT SOFT CHEESE, ORDER MY STEAK RARE...to say I’m heartbroken and fed up is a MASS UNDERSTATMENT. Everyone around me is shooting out babies like it’s as simple as ordering a pizza.

FORGET IT. F IT ALLLLLLLL...

I tried. Twice. It ripped my friggen heart out. TWICE! I have so much baby stuff already ready...I have a great job, a loving partner, my own home...BUT NOOOOOOOOOO! Life insisted on kicking me in the balls. 😡

SO YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU WIN, LIFE! YOU WIN!

27 going on 18 over here. I’M READY TO PARRRRRRRRTAAAYYYYYYY.

Maybe I’ll get up the courage to try again in 10 million years! 😒

Rant over

-Mic drop- 🎤