Conversation while trying to go #2

Me [in bathroom trying to go]

Daughter (5yr old): knocks "mom"

Me: yes what happen

Daughter: babys trying to hit me (2yr old)

Me: ok I'm coming

Daughter: open the door

Me: i said I'm coming I need privacy

Daughter: but it's me

Me: (trying to push)

Daughter: mom it's me your daughter

Daughter: are you going poppy

THIS CANT BE LIFE 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I'll just wait till they go to bed 🤣🤣🤣one day I'll master it (conversation while on toilet)! I know I'm not the only mom that goes through this!