UPDATE: He taped my vagina shut😳😨

My SO and I have been trying to conceive for the past 5 months. While that doesn’t seem like a long amount of time, the stress of trying and not succeeding has begun to take it’s toll on us, him especially. He feels like there’s something wrong with him or like he’s doing something wrong. But I’ve learned from you girls that it just takes time.

I’m in my fertile time of the month, so between work, cleaning the house, our fur babies and getting ready for Christmas 😅 we’ve been trying to squeeze in the appropriate amount of “romance” to hopefully get pregnant this month.

Every time after we have sex, I always start leaking heavily and he always jokingly says “you’re wasting it! We need that!” So today after we finished he put my legs over my head, jumped off the bed and said, “That’s it, I’m not letting you waste any this time! I’ll fix this!” And ran out of our bedroom. The next thing I know he comes back with the tape dispenser from our Christmas wrapping box and starts frantically putting pieces of tape on top of my vagina to keep the semen in while my legs are still in the air. 😂🤣 This guy is crazy! But definitely ready to be a daddy! 😍🥰

UPDATE: So I just took a test for fun because it’s still a couple days early and I see VVVVFL on these! Am I crazy? We did it right?? 😭😭😭