Poop story

My bf and I are talking as I’m sitting on the toilet with a tummy ache. I finally have to poop. So I tell him, “Now get out so I can drop my turds in peace” his response, “you mean in PIECES 😉”

🤣🤣🤣 I love that I can be myself with him!! We’ve only been together five months, but I’ve never had anything like him.

For the record I’d be totally fine with him staying while I pooped but he says that’s pushing it too far 😂