New Year Resolutions
For 2019 my new year resolutions are...
1. Get bigger boobs
2. Gain Weight
3. Eat more at night
4. Gain my tiger stripes
5. Not sleep comfortably
6. Pee on the hour every hour
7. Loose my feet
8. Ruin my vagina
9. Become a Mummy
Happy New Year All!
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