Never be a Butt Plug unicorn 🦄

So the other night I thought it would be hilarious if I put my butt plug on my head and say I’m a unicorn to my boyfriend to cheer him up.

I did however the suction is too powerful for its own good and really stuck there. I pulled it off and he said I had a red mark, thought nothing of it.

Fast forward till I needed the toilet and I walked pass my mirror and to my horror I have more than a red mark its a FULL BLOWN LOVE BITE ON MY FOREHEAD

Like I was in shock! He said a red mark not a purple looking bruise! I panicked as I have my new nursing placement allocation Monday and live with my mum, dad and brother. So I tried makeup

Still visible and obvious! My boyfriend told me to calm down and go to bed. I tried heat and cold compressions because why not;

Safe to say that this did not worked and woke up like this

My parents asked what I did so I panicked and said it was a suction pen that my boyfriend had in his bag 🤦🏻‍♀️. They keep staring and laughing.

Safe to say I am never wanting to be a unicorn again

***UPDATE****

So its currently Tuesday and the mark is still on my forehead. Been using foundations and concealer to cover and its holding up.

My first day the foundation failed and was breaking up so i took it off and people noticed instantly. This is the pic i sent my university friends after i took my foundation off:

Today is my second day and after a 12.5 hour shift its still shows through but not as bad:

My entire family have been laughing since Sunday when they saw it and i’m now finding it funny but can’t wait for it to go😂