The reality of being full term

So I just took a moment to sit back and think about what I was just physically doing. 😂 To the majority of people, it probably looked incredibly strange.

One am, watching trash tv, and bouncing on my yoga ball because of severe pelvic pain, I catch myself stuffing a whole handful of wheat thins in my mouth because my hemorrhoid burns so badly that I decide squirting straight witch hazel down the back of my adult sized diaper would be the best solution to cool it. Then I go back to holding my engorged and achey boobs and bouncing on the yoga ball.

Can anybody relate to this strange image? 😂 Being full term suuuuuuucks. I just wanna hold my baby already.