I have an addiction to sex toys...

I have so many sex toys that I had to build a custom cabinet. Because of this cabinet, I have become the sex guru to all of my friends. Lol. Anyone else have a ridiculously large collection of items?

* about 1/2 to 2/3rds of my collection is shown below in my cabinet.

Building the cabinet alone cost me about $300, not counting all the items inside. I've lost track of the amount of money I've spent on sex toys. Probably somewhere around $1,000+. Anyone else have this addiction? Lol