BAJERZUS! WHAT IS HAPPENING. Ok I mean I know what’s happening. 36+5, days last 18239 hours long now in sheer anticipation of labor.

But SHISTA. I keep having lightning crotch mixed in with contractions (irritable uterus, nothing to see there), and it is EXTREMELY EFFING PAINFUL.

Like my mild annoying contraction that means nothing is quadrupled by this baby zapping my nerves without a care in the world.

Just came to vent and yell via text because everyone is sleeping and I know it doesn’t mean a damn thing other than IT HURTS and I just wanna complain. Carry on.