Not All Periods Are Created Equal! 😣

I want to start giving names to my menstrual cycles like how the National Weather Service name hurricanes. 😂 (Instead of being categorized by wind speed, categorize by intensity of symptoms.) 😂

I started my period this morning and already my cramps are ripping me apart. Just laying down next to (or with) something warm isn't even cutting it. I'm irritated by the uncomfortableness, the fact that I have to readjust my "comfy" position every 5 minutes. These symptoms are prevalent even after the fact that I took painkillers. I can't wait for this month's cycle to be done! 😭 How are your cycles? Would you name them?