Why must my cat be the biggest asshole alive lol seriously. He thinks that mommy wants to wake up and give him a drink out of the sink or meow at my door in the middle of the night just to be a pain in my ass. He also thinks it’s okay to lay on my dining room table and lick him self or get in the way when I’m trying to make dinner 😂🙄 ugh I guess his name (rascal) fits him well. Lol I know I know he’s a cat and they do shit like that buttt he also loves to annoy me and always has but I won’t change it for the world I love my fatty boy.