TLDR: poop everywhere

So the last few nights My 9 month old daughter has been pooping in the tub during bath time. It’s very annoying and I always call my husband in to come and help clean the baby off and get rid of the poop. So I’ve been trying to think of how I can stop the poop or at least make it easier to clean up.

I come up with the idea of when she starts scrunching up to poop I move her to the toilet and let her poop over the toilet.

So tonight poor hubby happens to be indisposed because his tummy was hurting. And of course, Dear Daughter starts pooping in the tub. I grab her and hurry her over the toilet but in the process the poop is coming out FASTER. As she positions over the toilet we accidentally catch the shower curtain so she ends up SHITTING all over the curtain. I panic and move her over the toilet. So now the shower curtain is hanging half over the curtain and she’s pooping on the side of the toilet.

She finishes pooping, I grab toilet paper and clean up her butt. The curtain is still hanging over the toilet with poop all over it. I grab so toilet paper and go to pick up the poop. Well the toilet paper wasn’t over my hands all the way so I grab the poop and it SQUISHES between my fingers. So now my hand and the curtain is covered in poop.

Finally I clean up the curtain with a naked baby wiggling over the bathroom floor going “dadadada”. Annnnd bathtime starts all over again with the curtain in the wash.

Send help.