I am going on errends with my grandpa today. While texting my friend about her boob size (She was getting sized and hated the lady touching her). Well she tells me her size is way bigger than she expected and all of a sudden I heard my grandpa say "There all natural I guess"

Now I am VERY dirty minded until I realized we were talking about the fruit they put in smoothies at a smoothie place. I just stayed silent and tried to keep my dying mind together with the thought of him reading over my text and him replying like that.