For some unfathomable idiotic reason I forgot and left my wallet out. On my tiiiny bookshelf in the corner of my room. I come home from work to find my chocolate that was also beside my wallet on the shelf on the OTHER side of my room on my dresser.

Here I am, just looking at it like

"How did you get here?"

I look at my tiny bookshelf in the corner of my room bare of chocolate and bare of wallet. The chocolate is there, but wallet? No. Frantic search commences. I search my mom's room to find a dog stealing food and get growled at. Never has my dog ever growled at me over food. So now I'm worrying about my suddenly aggressive dog and missing wallet. In the back of my head, I know who is responsible. My crack addicted mother. I scavenge and question everyone in the house. Nobody was upstairs today. One suspect left. I ask my mom and I get the most ridiculous answer ever. The dog moved it. My dog won't even chew on shoes let alone her own toys. The only thing she will take is left out food. For a fact. Proven earlier. My mom insists that my dog tried to take the chocolate from my shelf so she moved it.

There is no EVIDENCE of a dog nibbling or opening my chocolate because one is a candy bar and the other is a tiny box. Knowing my dog, it would have been devoured in seconds if my mom's story were to be true

But nope, I have an unscathed chocolate bar and box neat on my dresser. My mom leads me to my sister's room where my social security, visacard, and a burkes gift card is strategically scattered leading towards my dog's favorite corner. No wallet.

My dog never growled at me over food before....but to go to the corner of my room and grab chocolate and a wallet off my bookshelf and leave no evidence behind is a stretch 😭

My dog would steal food. Not a wallet. Even if she HAD how and why in the hell did she decide to PLUCK out three cards and leave them around her corner? The wallet is BIG. No chewed up wallet in site. Nothing.

My mom took my wallet, with my id, drivers permit and 20 dollars, my bank debit card all in it. Including my favorite picture of my partner. She continues blaming the dog and I am at a lost at what to do. I locked my debit card and am now dreading to have to buy a new id and permit. I just needed to rant about this 😞