He stole the pregnancy test

I knew 9dpo was too early to test but it’s our first time trying and I have a bunch of tests and have no self control and my man was like “take one” so of course I took one and of course it was negative. I planned on trashing it but then I got preoccupied and forgot about it. When I came back to the bathroom to trash it, it was gone. So I thought maybe I DID trash it but I’m just a ditz and I don’t remember throwing it away.

I found it in my drawer with my unopened pregnancy tests this morning with “9dpo” written on it.

He stole the test, wrote that on it and put it back.

I didn’t take a pic because I was in a rush to get to work but I haven’t said anything to him about it. He’s been doing his research lmao he’s serious

I wonder how many he will pick up, write on and put back😂 it could take a whole year