My bf is an idiot! 😂

So i am expecting my next period in the next couple of days and my bf is aware of this information. Anyway here we are in the car heading out for our regular wednesday date night and just before we go to go past my house this man dead set turns to me and looks me dead in the eye and asks "do you need the protection in case you leak?" i have never laughed so fucking much! because he was completely serious about it aswell even offered to buy me "the protection" 😂😂😂