So my husband was in the shower today... Edit

I was brushing my teeth. And he randomally says "would you have a threesome with a lesbian?"

Like wtf... No!!! He says it's on his sex bucket list. I told him he better take it right off cause it is never gonna happen. But I just don't understand why this came out of the blue?!?!

The man asks for a threesome then tells me he wants to "spice things up" ... Well it's pretty freaking hard to spice things up when you're asleep on the damn couch!!! Every freaking night. 🤬🤬🤬