Hahahaha I love this man

We’re like two days away from pay day and dead ass broke so I had to bust out my stash of ones (I don’t spend my ones when I get change I put them in my oh shit stash) the conversation that ensued is why I love my handsome husband so much!

Hubs: Jesus what have you been doing stripping on your down time?!

Me: Yeah can’t ya tell that’s why my wad is so small not many people can handle this much sexy!!!

Hubs: *laughing* Christ I should have known better fucking smartass

Me: Damn skippy!