Worst sex experience you've ever had?🔥🙅🏻‍♀️🤣

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I want to hear those stories!

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I have a great one 🤣🤦‍♀️🙈🙈
I was dating this guy, we were together for almost a month by the time we had sex. The sex was TERRIBLE!!! It didnt feel good at all, probably cause he had a pinky dick. But towards the end the guy ended up getting a bloody fucking nose!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀 we didnt notice until the end though when I saw some on his nose and i was like "uh i think your nose was bleeding" 😳 so he wipes it and looks at me and says "fuck some got on your cheek" so he licked his thumb and wipes it off!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ so I go to the bathroom clean up, and he goes in after me and I went to text my best friend saying "worse sex EVER!!!" And I accidentally sent it to him!!! 🙈🙈 he still took me to Wendy's and bought me food 🤷‍♀️ but needless to say our relationship was over after that lol.

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Alright so this was during my “sad gurl single summer”. 
Was on tinder for a little while and finally decided I’d had enough celibacy and that I was actually gonna hook up with one of these dude. 
Hit up this dude I had matched with and we decided I’d drive to meet him during his break at work. It was like a 35 minute drive but oh well I was desperate. 
So I drive to meet him and he tells me he was planning on us fucking in one of our cars. Welp I’m not thrilled but I drove so far and hadn’t been dicked down in like 2 months so I’m like whatever.
It is THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY and I don’t have tinted windows. We’re in a strip mall parking lot and I give him oral, we start having sex. Then a car pulls near us and this dude FLIPS and is panicking and telling me to “drive drive drive”. So I do, and he THROWS THE CONDOM OUT THE WINDOW!! I hate littering so that pissed me off. I’m driving around looking for a place for like 20 minutes and we wind up in an Olive Garden parking lot.
He’s afraid of someone seeing us having sex so I end up just sucking him off and that’s the end of it. 
He leaves and I have a 35 minute drive home and I didn’t even get to but.
Anticlimactic and stupid day lmao.

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Hooked up with this guy from an app. Umm wow. First of all, he wasn’t even really penetrating me, he just put it in and was like moving around. Tried to talk me into eating his ass. Asked if he could pee on me. Tried to anally fist me without my permission. Took pictures of me without asking. Asked if he could spit in my mouth. Tried to re-use condoms and called me the n-word cause he thought it would be sexy... so... yeah... I basically tripped on my way out of his house cause I was walking so fast. I hadn’t laughed that hard in months though. Hands down, worst hookup I’m probably ever going to have so at least I got that over with😂 terrible kisser too, it felt like I closed my eyes and he went and grabbed a dog to lick my entire face.

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Where do I begin, hmmm...
Worsts sex experience I’ve ever had was when my ex and I started doing the deed and he lasted like 40 seconds 😂😂😂😂

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