What's your funniest sex story?

Georgie

I thought this could be a fun thread, just to have a giggle 😂

Mine is when me and my boyfriend were obviously getting down and I for some strange reason thought to say "That's bloody spiffing right there" in my most posh British accent. He proceeded to say "Do you like a little slap and tickle?" We continued through the entire thing and were in absolute hysterics by the time it was over.

Sometimes when I wanna get down I say "Fancy a little slap and tickle?"