you’re a freaking ham 😒

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so we needed a few more ingredients to make dinner tonight so i just sent my husband with a small list.

we have two things of ham in the fridge, but i don’t like ham. so i’ve been legit eating cheese sandwiches, but pepper jack cheese has started to give me immense heartburn.

so i ask him if he can get turkey... right?

*eats cheese sandwich* 😐

he got everything else though lmao WHAT THE FUCK BABE.