Accidental anal
I took a massive dick in the butt by accident like full on wrong hole moment and all day my bhole been hurtin I took extra strength Advil farts are slipping outta me like it’s nothing I’m talking coke can plantain 🍆 here
I cried. He panicked.
Like I’ve done anal before but never with a dick that big and I was prepared for it
But ALAS, this just is my life
So anyways I get home from work just now
And I’m like YO WHATS THE DAMAGE ya know
So I get a hand mirror
I spread my shit
Guys
My butthole
Is
BRUISED
HE BRUISE THE BHOLE
?????
In all seriousness though will I be okay unsure
Update:
Butthole? Recovered.
Dignity? Gone.
Follow up theory: last time I hooked up with this guy I farted WHILE GIVING HIM HEAD?? and my coworker suggested he did this as a preemptive measure to “plug it up” LMAO??? Now I’m sus tho 🤔
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