My man sharted during head .. 💩

just have to share this story its one for the books.. 🙃 hope you all get a laugh out of it!

So my boyfriend at the time (now ex ) wanted some head.

{Visual for you.. I was on my knees while he was sitting on the edge of the bed.}

We got to going, everything started out fine. My eyes were somewhat closed I was looking down at his area while going to town , I can’t quite handle eye contact yet lol

So as he started getting close to finishing he started to raise up from the bed a little. keep in mind my eyes were already looking down. As he raises up I catch a glimpse of something on the covers ......

I open my eyes a bit more to see this man done sharted on my clean white sheets. A whole brown stain as long as his butt crack was sitting there staring back at me. I was shook man. However, being the trooper I am...... I just kept going. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I didn’t want to embarrass him so I just pretended not to see it. Like what do you possibly say to that? This was a fairly new relationship too I just couldn’t call him out like that. Fortunately he finished shortly after I spotted the dreaded stain. When we finished I still didn’t want him to know I knew. I got up was putting my clothes back on, never once looking at the stain. But I watch him stand up look down at the stain & proceeds to try to cover it with the covers. Didn’t say ONE word. I felt so bad for the boy I know he was like “oh shit” lol But I don’t blame him for not saying anything , I wouldn’t claim that either. I just washed the sheets when he left. My friends & I still crack up at this story. They both tell me how they wouldn’t of finished. I guess I’m just too nice lol 🤷🏻‍♀️🤪🤣🙄