Have you ever really hurt yourself in public?

Oh my god..

so I was at the store minding my own and my dumbass was pulling my buggy behind me and I hit my Achilles tendon with the buggy very hard and I said “OW” really loud and everyone looked at me so I had to stand there and zone out so I wouldn’t sound off howling like a damn wolf like I’m standing there.. shaking.. I got tears. I’m praying to god that this yelp doesn’t escape and make me spit everywhere. I’m turning red. The vein in my forehead sticking out. I just start walking it off. I’m limping. Surprised with myself for containing my agony in a crowded grocery store and finally get to an isle by myself and let out what I sear to god sounded like a piping hot tea pot and finally the pain started to dissipate and I continued as normal with a baby limp. They probably all heard my tea pot impersonation.

I’m sorry but it’s the worst thing to be caught out in public being a clumsy ass hurting yourself