MY FCKING HUSBAND

So Father’s Day I was sick, sucked because I really wanted to be hyped for him for his first Father’s Day. So today with antibiotics & some rest I felt better & my daughter was amazing today. MY DOG HOWEVER WAS ALSO SICK! He was super clingy & it was hooooootttttt in my house. Anywaaaayyy, to my point...

My husband comes home from work, I served him food which he complimented. Then he said have you rested today? I said well I took it easy but I was babying Milo (our dog) & Eden was pretty good up until 10 minutes ago which could have something to do with the heat. He says ok, walks away, he comes back DRESSED & READY TO GO, with thissssssssssssss...

“I texted my sister, I’m going to take the baby over there for a few so you can rest. Lay on the bed, try to sleep, or watch your shows with your feet up, whatever you want.”

ME:

So we got a bag together he took the baby. I took a shower, walked around my house naked, sat on my couch naked, eating SKINNY cow ice cream & Big Little Lies. Idk what to do with myself & what I did in this life to deserve this man.