Classic infant morning

Omg this day haha. It’s been so classic. Poop everywhere multiple times. Clean a poosplosion for the second time and am trying to let his bum air out while he lays on the bed.

Come back in the room to a fountain of pee shooting all over soaking the covers sheets and mattress pad as well as the dogs bed on the floor. I know better of course but I told myself “he JUST went to the bathroom he’ll be fine for a few min” 🤦‍♀️

Go to wash everything and when I pick him up he projectile vomits all over me and the bare mattress. Omg haha the laundry never ends.