You know you’re pregnant when...

You’re out at dinner with your family for sushi (i had a California roll don’t worry)

And...

You look down at a plate with red caviar on it, and you start thinking of Nemo and how his egg was red and all...

And you start over thinking about how all those little eggs people eat could’ve had families and a mama😣

Then you start balling your damn eyes out like a baby in front of everyone because it’s just so sad, LIKE ALL OF THOSE POOR LITTLE NEMOS JUST GONE...

*everyone is looking at you like this has to be the most pregnant thing they’ve ever witnessed*

And I’m still crying my eyes out...

😐

F***ING pregnancy HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!