AHHHH THIS IS SOOO EMBARRASSING BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE THIS EXPERIENCE AND HAVE A LITTLE LAUGH ok so me and my boyfriend have been together for nearly a year and started having sex 7 months into the relationship. This was our 5th time having sex... yes i count sadly 😭😭. We’ve always made the best out of every time we’ve had sex. So we’re making things happen and everything and he tells me to get on my back and im like ofc ofc, keep in mind that I’ve never in my life thought I’d try anal and it was never something I’d never consider doing because my boyfriend and i always said we’re not into anal and we don’t do the ass eating, basically we dont crave it. The day before we were joking and playing about me grabbing his ass and he said “no or else ill accidentally put this in your ass” and i was like no no fine. FAST FORWARD, he’s hitting it from the back and im telling him “i dont take back anything i said” and he was like “oh really” then he pulled out and put it near my ass and i was like “NO NO I TAKE IT BACK😅” and he was like “just making sure” BUT THENNN i hear him say under his breath “ima try it though” and in my head i was like psstt he’s trying to scare me, BUT THENN THATS WHEN he stuck it in my ASSSS and my breath was took like I definitely was not prepared 💀 and he couldn’t even go all the way in because i made such a loud noise and i was like ouououuuuuuuAHHH 😰. Then he pulled it out and i was laying on top of him like continuing kissing him all cuddly BUT THENNN THATS NOT EVEN IT, i was about to faint 😭😭😂😂😂😂 THIS IS NO JOKE. I’ve always had a phobia thing with needles and whenever i get a shot at the doctors, i faint so when i was on top of him i knew immediately i was going to faint because i know the feeling, my hearing was going away and i was losing my breath and i felt so weak. Worst of all I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT, i was trying to toughen it out 💀 BUT OHHMYYY he didn’t even get an entire stroke in 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 POOR ME AND POOR HIMM 😭. Long story short, I did end up texting him about it and having a good laugh because i dont know what he would have done if i passed out completely naked on top of him 😂😂 but he did tell me that it’s something he wants to try again cause it felt good for that short remainder of time so im going to give it another try and improve. Thats all me though and im happy i got to experience that with him all though it went as horrible as expected 💀💀