Tool bag hits me up wanting to hook up: please let me see you this weekend. I've been thinking about you all day.

*side note, we have never hooked up, but baked me said I might consider it once upon a time*

Me: Eh, I'm not really in the mood. I'm riding this high into my meditation tonight

Him: I'd love to help you relax

Me: Nah fam, I'd rather be spiritually, mentally and socially stimulated. Communication and connection are the best aphrodisiacs in the world.

Tool

Oh yeah, he didn't write back 😂