I seriously just had a pep talk with my morning sickness

A rare day without incident until tonight. While getting ready for bed, I had a sudden alert from my body that it was "puke time." I rush over to the toilet and brace myself for the usual nightmare. Nope, unsatisfying and painful increments. Yes, I just used the word "unsatisfying" while referring to bile and whatever I ate that day coming out of the wrong end. As if there is a SATISFYING version. The pep talk is paraphrased as follows.

"C'mon. I'm tired, ready for sleep, and this is all you have for me? Can we just get it all out in one go and have this be over with?"

*hack*

"I thought that would be bigger. Usually I feel like all the food I have eaten this year is coming up but this is just sad and painful."

*hhhhack*

"Ouch... Are we done yet? I don't want to brush my teeth 3 times in one night again, so this better be it."

As you can tell, I am just annoyed with morning sickness anymore. Haha. Hope you all can relate and find this amusing. We must remember to laugh at ourselves and find humor in our suffering. Remember, the baby is worth it.