Currently feeling the FML status

I am supposed to start my period Monday and I’m currently having my usual pre-period cramps. So I know we were not successful this time and I am currently getting ready for 2 baby showers today. My little brother’s wife is due any second (her due date was the 8th) and 2 of my friends just posted announcements on FB. I just want to know how many more of these I will attend before it’s me. December will begin year 4. Time to put on my fake smile and deal with “oh when are you guys going to have children” or the “you guys will be next”