Should I put dog sh!t or dead fish in my ex’s car?

Background: my ex is a narcissistic, verbally and emotionally abusive man. He was VERY controlling to the point that he leased a car in his name for me because he wanted to choose it and everything. Now we’re split for good and he wants the car back. The emotional turmoil and pain he put me through for so long will scar me for the rest of my life. I want to put bits of fish everywhere so that it rots in his fucking car. Or I’d smear dog shit into the seats and crevices. I want him to suffer and to know he messed with the wrong woman. What do you guys think??

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