Jumping out of day 9 free falling into 10 DPO

Well I know I shouldn’t be as childish about the events of today but after rushing the kid to the hospital tonight I noticed cramps that sat in my hips, and then it felt like I was releasing little bubbles of air (while passing gas) i was sitting and shifting in the chair going please don’t fart until I get to go outside. I didn’t make it completely out of the building before I decided I better sit in the bathroom in between the double door entrance to the er. Good thing I did, I had to pee so bad and finally let myself pass gas without worry. It sounded like a drone propeller thudding off the toilet bowl.

Neither of these seem like big deals normally, the childish part is they got me excited because it didn’t feel like typical pre-period cramps. I don’t know what it might be since I have been on the same diet of foods, I’m not lactose intolerant I literally would have no reason for that much gas.

Is any of this normal?