Me and my boyfriend like to say random dirty things to each throughout the day. It keeps us on our toes and is absolutely hilarious!! Today we’re sitting in my car after leaving my parents house and he’s putting in a Pizza Hut order that we’re going to pick up on the way home. I thought to myself “hmmm perfect time to throw something his way”

Still mostly focused on the Pizza Hut my brain wanted to say “I want to lick your nuts” but my mouth tried to say “I want to lick your balls”. What ended up coming out was “I want to lick your butt”!!! 🙈 I have NEVER seen him whip his head around so quick in the 7 years I’ve known him.

The whole ride home I was stuck trying to explain that I actually had no desire or intentions of licking his butt EVER and of course he didn’t believe me!!😂