Jeez, Thanks mom.

I saw my mother for the first time in a few months. Im 22 weeks pregnant. She says "Wow, you're bigger than I was at that point when *I* was pregnant. Be careful or you'll get stretch marks like your aunt!"

(She loves to brag about how she never got them)

Like, gee, Thanks??

On the plus side, my loving S/O other got home after being away all weekend and couldn't keep his hands off my tummy and saying things like "Oh my goddd look at that sexy waddle" 🤣🤰