My MIL 😬

So a little backstory

My husband thought his mom was dead his whole life due to his abusive dad making him believe that.

When he was 19 his mom reached out over FB... Let's just say they don't have a relationship worth fixing.

Anyways I asked her for medical history... This is what she sent (can't post screenshots since this app isn't letting me)

MIL:

"My Grandmother died of ovarian cancer about 6 months after she was ran over by reindeer .and my mother had a cancerous tumor in her breast ,my uncle died of diabetes,and my mother's brother has pollio. (They have shots to prevent a lot of cancers now ,days I read whear you would want them to get those shots before they are sexually active to prevent HPV). I had two great Aunts that died of gun shot wounds while washing dishes. And there husbands that shot them committed suicide,one of them was a police officer he shot him self in the living room after shooting his wife,(He had an incounter with aliens and u.f.o's)the other one hung himself in jail by a bed sheet one of my mothers cousins died on her wedding day when they where hit by a train .thats just on my mother's side of the family. Most of my Dads family died from accidents or cancer Ethel Mitchell died at Salomon park getting blown up by a wagon wheel that had dinamight on it they claim that the Japanese sent wagon wheels over on helium balloons during the war and that one just happened to land in the berrybriers where my Grand mother found it and tried to pull it out when it blew up, five or six of my cousins also died in the explosion .my aunt Ruth vanished and her son died under a car when the car fell on him while he was trying to fix the breaks one of my female cousins vanished and has never been found a male cousin was smashed in the head with a hammer ,and one of my Uncles was beat to death then buried under concrete and the police would do nothing about it his assailants have never been located, I was 4 when that happened.one of my relatives was lost in space think he was my Great uncle Pete. Nothing out of the ordinary. In the "kin of mine " my aunt mentioned a few things on my mother's side of the family , My Dad believes he has prostrate cancer .thats all I can think of right now. but if any thing else comes up I will let you know."

Y'all idk what I'm supposed to do with this info I think it's just bs but I'm not gonna tell her that 😬😂