I wanna punch my uterus

I wish there was a way to induce your period if you know it's coming. She makes me so mad, teasing me. And then I get an evap last night. Well people are saying it was an evap even though the line showed up almost immediately and didn't go away. I did test in the morning with red dye and nothing. Makes me just want to give up.

Update: made hubby pound it out when he got home! Released on the towel and there is AF just chilling. Whatever I am just happy I get a straight answer