Funny TMI

This morning was pretty hilarious.

This morning I noticed my poop and a very vibrant red color. I started to flip and being the idiot that I am, I looked on WebMD ... Results were Hemorroids, Anal Fissure and much more. I called my husband and was horrified and freaking out that my stool was red. He calmly said

“Did you eat the magenta looking fruit that is red on the inside on the table this morning?”

I replied “.... ye... why?”

“That’s a Red Heart Dragon Fruit,”

Turns out Red Heart Dragon fruit can turn your stool a vibrant red... oops! <-first time eating it but it was good tho.