Let’s just start with I love sleep...

-Wakes up at 11, I feed for 30 minutes before pulling him off.

-Midnight, you (adult that I call husband) come in wanting to chat about war 🤨🤨🤨(could you have picked a worse time????) takes me 15 minutes to get back to sleep.

-Wakes up at 1, I try giving him his binky multiple times then head to the couch 15 minutes later I have to pick him up from his bassinet because you (husband) haven’t woken cause your AirPods. 🙄 I start feeding at 1:20 so who knows when I’ll be done this time around.

I’m living my nightmare #teamnosleep

My nipples are raw and he (half pint) is sleeping in his crib tomorrow. Fuck this 4 month sleep regression.

Rant over