Funny sex story

I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a month. We had sex but he literally lasted maybe 3 strokes. I looked over and there was a Starbucks cup next to my bed that said “one pump classic” on it. That means it had one pump of classic syrup in it but I started laughing because I thought that would be a funny nickname for him 😂 so I’ve been calling him one pump classic and he’s really annoyed with me lol