The most embarassing thing happened to me!!!!!!

So guys I had a Splenda this morning in my coffee on my way to work. I coughed and farted...or so I thought. I get to work and bend over to pick something up and my co worker sitting next to me makes a face like trying to process the smell! It was ME! I didn’t fart in the car I sharted!!!! So I went to the bathroom cleaned myself and had to throw out the panty. Luckily it didn’t stain my pants. And come back. I had to pretend I had stepped in dog poop and was cleaning my shoe in front of my co worker. I don’t think she believed it. But wow am I mortified!!!!