My partner makes me laugh so hard.

We put our little girl to bed and same as a lot of other babies on here she’s struggling after the half hour mark. Sometimes she will wake and struggle to go back to sleep and sometimes she will sleep fine, just depends.

So tonight we’re both avidly watching the monitor and as the half hour mark passes he starts narrating our relief “David Attenborough” style 😂😂

“The small infant remains in a peaceful slumber, the weary mother and father sigh in jovial relief that their young did not stir as anticipated but instead decided to give them the opportunity to practice their lacking reproductive skills”

I was cracking up, I think this was his way of saying “baby’s asleep - let’s have sex” 😂😂 shame we’re both sick and can’t be bothered 🤣