I hate you because I want to be you

You're the funny one. The one standing with guys ribbing them as hard as they rib you and they eat it up. You make them laugh and they think you're so cool.

You're everyone's favorite. Girls, guys, fuck even my dog likes you better! Why can't I be that girl? How are you so confident, funny, and really all the time?! I hate you so much because I wish I could be like that.