PUBLIC TOILET TIP

IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHIT IN A PUBLIC TOILET BUT ARE TO SCARED PEOPLE WILL HEAR THE LOUD PLOPPING NOISES JUST PUT TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILET FIRST. ITLL SIT ON TOP OF THE WATER AND THERE WONT BE ANY OBNOXIOUS PLOPPING NOISES CAUSE ITLL HIT THE PAPER BEFORE THE WATER