Story time... the post birth poop

Once upon a time I had a baby on may 4th.

And everyone scared me of the post birth poop, so I ate a full box of fiber brownies. In which I thought it would make it easier but no... it did the opposite I was so "constipated" so I thought... it was still on the move but it didn't break apart instead it clumped like a beer can... I think I popped a legit 2 stitches.

Hope you got a good laugh but I hope you learned from my mistake as well.