Dear bf,

You are an incredible person. I really like you, maybe I love you, but I’m not ready to admit that. I don’t want you to get freaked out or anything. I don’t want to lose you. I’m trying to distance myself from you just enough so I’m friendly but not clingy. I’m clingier than sticker residue, but you always seem pretty uncomfortable with physical contact. I don’t want to be a burden but I want to spend every day by your side. I want to know everything about you. I want to hold you and kiss you and whisper sweet nothings. And I am a h o p e l e s s romantic. My bucket list contains almost every cliche date ever conceived.

Cheesy lovey dovey-ness aside, INITIATE MORE DAMN IT! TEXT ME, PLAN DATES, HOLD MY HAND, DO SOMETHING!! It’s wigging me out! No one even thinks we’re dating... we act like strangers sometimes and I’m sitting there lookin like a tomato just wanting to cuddle. I know you said you felt annoying but please annoy the shit out of me! I’d love to know you’re thinking about me. And I want to annoy the shit out of you back.

Sending hugs and kisses to plague you like corona,

The dipshit you agreed to date.