“You are a house” - Fiancé 🙃
Here i am just minding my business in the kitchen. Rubbing my belly. My bare pregnant belly
And my family has this joke every time I’m pregnant to “DING DONG” my belly button because it’s sticking out.
Of course my fiance has now caught onto it and thinks it’s hilarious.
He comes in.. and what does he do? He DING DONGS ME.

So I’m like “i get it , I’m a HOUSE” 😭🤣🤣
This man says “you are a house technically, you’re housing two humans”
When i tell you , that i looked at this man like

Then I’m like
“So you’re calling me a fat??” (A joke clearly )
This man runs 😂😂😂😂

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