Demon in house

I'm so sick of this house, y'all. It's our first house.

Foundation sucks. Got it "fixed"... Year later, fixed again. Aug 2019, fixed again.

Repaired cracks in January. Cracks have come back already. $$$$$$$++

So far this year:

Had roaches. Got an exterminator 3 mo ago . Still see occasionally. Occasionally is too many times. Too many. I hear horror movie sound effects every time I see one. Exterminator coming back on Friday.

Oven outlet quit working. Needs to be rewired. $$

Main plumbing pipeline is effed. Got a new one. $$$$

Huge tree fell in backyard. Took out fence. Cost $$$$.

Found a slug in our hallway last night.

A FUCKING SLUG. A SLUG??! WTF.

My mom (who is crazy) thinks we need to smudge our house with sage.

I'm up for trying it at this point.

Can I burn this mfer to the ground yet?