"Cramps get worse after giving birth"

Y'all 😂😂 I'm laughing so much. I was asking my mom why hers and my sister's(mom 51 and sister about 25) cramps are bad, but mine aren't bad at all as long as I remember to take some ibuprofen in the morning and before I got to bed the first 2-3 days.

She was struggling to say what she was trying to say so I said it for her. "They get worse after you have a baby". She says "no, before that". I said "ah, the baby making".

She said yes and I was trying so hard not to laugh. How naive is my mother? I've been with my boyfriend over 3 and a half years. I've stayed with his at his place for as short as 3 days to 3 weeks (he is 800 miles away). Y'all, I'm fucking 21 years old and in a relationship with the man that I love (he was my first)and will marry one day and she still believes I haven't had sex. Like kudos to you for wanting to believe something so bad that eventually you do.

My mother is very Christian and wouldn't exactly be mad, but disappointed so I haven't told her. What baffles me even more is she drove me to my first gyno appointment in November last year and she saw that I got birth control pills and I even talked about them with her before.

When I was 18 she saw my sexual texts and unfortunately the pictures as well that I sent to my boyfriend, so she has to know on a certain level. I know she's very gullible (much like me), but if she honestly believes I haven't had sex, she has taken naive and gullible to a whole new level